coca cola girl

she da defination

of muslim cool

dat swagger, dat poise

dat power to overrule

any fool, dat's right-
dis girl yeah, she's proper bright

she's worked in a coca-cola factory
in somalia wiv da boys

(and she did so outta choice)

but now da sight of a coke can,
it brings back trauma
and so da girl don't drink coke no more
lemme explain; (without laying da blame)
on anyone, dey messed up da delivery
she couldn't sleep at night
from all da worry, so she told 'em
ship dem in from wherever
dis country needs some cola
and I endeavour;
 to make it happen.
 coca-cola girl, you so cool.