Friday, 29 March 2013

coca cola girl

she da defination
of muslim cool
dat swagger, dat poise
dat power to overrule
any fool, dat's right-
dis girl yeah, she's proper bright
she's worked in a coca-cola factory
in somalia wiv da boys
(and she did so outta choice)
but now da sight of a coke can,
it brings back trauma
and so da girl don't drink coke no more
lemme explain; (without laying da blame)
on anyone, dey messed up da delivery
she couldn't sleep at night
from all da worry, so she told 'em
ship dem in from wherever
dis country needs some cola
and I endeavour;
 to make it happen.
 coca-cola girl, you so cool.