funnier than the funniest
joke, I broke
my own record
for funny,
so how-come-she
didn't laugh
i know she thinks
i'm proper daft
and I am and I don't really know
whether it's for novelty or show
or just cos I got nowhere else to go
yeah I applied for a couple jobs
at the science museum
and I was thinking
it would be pretty funny
if I went back to south ken
maybe I could try again
some place the same
but different
-man, I got issues-