Saturday, 27 July 2013

horse says neigh!

she rocked up 
at a macdonalds drive through
on her high horse
yeah she spoke into
the intercom, but on the other side
he wasn't having it
the anonymous voice said in a fit
of amused rage,
lady quit horsin' around
ain't no horses allowed in the drive through
miffed, she took him inside 
and the horsie did a poo 
right there in the middle of Maccy D's
somebody call da police!
the crowds shouted,
poor horsie had been out-ed
and them crowds, they was sorely offended
nah the horse never quite blended
in MacDonalds
neeeeeeigggggghhhhhhhhhhh! indeed