horse says neigh!

she rocked up 

at a macdonalds drive through

on her high horse

yeah she spoke into
the intercom, but on the other side

he wasn't having it
the anonymous voice said in a fit
of amused rage,
lady quit horsin' around
ain't no horses allowed in the drive through

miffed, she took him inside 

and the horsie did a poo 

right there in the middle of Maccy D's
somebody call da police!
the crowds shouted,
poor horsie had been out-ed
and them crowds, they was sorely offended

nah the horse never quite blended
in MacDonalds
neeeeeeigggggghhhhhhhhhhh! indeed